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Bilal's full post-draft statement to the group chat: "I plead the fifth." This is the same man who announced mid-season last year that the league had "almost paid for itself" and he was "in it for the sport now." The sport, apparently, is depth. It works, too: Bilal won the 2023 title at 7-7, the most Floor Monster championship imaginable — survive to the bracket, then win three one-week games.
The board fell right and he didn't fight it. Gibbs at 1.01, Josh Jacobs and Drake London at the turn, Tee Higgins and Mike Evans stacked behind them, and then Matthew Stafford at pick 168. The market had Stafford at 75, which makes him the best backup quarterback in the league, sitting politely behind Dak. The ADP math gave this draft an A and first place in all four weighted categories.
The desk ranks the roster third rather than first, because floor and depth are what this team is, and the two teams above it carry louder top ends. That's not an insult. In a league where one bad December week ends your season, the Floor Monster is built to be there every year.
The structural risk has a name: Josh Jacobs, the one uncertainty Bilal can't bench his way around. If Jacobs gives him a full season, this is the most complete non-champion roster in the league. If not, expect the fifth to be pled again.