Kingwood Killaz
Preseason2026 season
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I Eat Ass

Managed by Ivan Estipona · Drafted from slot 6

League champion 2024

Power rank
#8
Title odds
7.5%
Draft grade
B-
Record
0–0
Power score
76.4
Playoff odds
64.7%
Draft score
74.5

Season Story

Preseason

THE LLOYD PICK

Housekeeping first: Ivan is a champion. He won this league in 2024, beating Kashir in the final, and then followed it with a 4-10 title defense that landed him eleventh. Both of those seasons live in this roster.

It's the widest bet near the top of this board. Christian McCaffrey and Jalen Hurts as the engine, Jeremiyah Love in the second round, Quinshon Judkins in the fourth. If McCaffrey stays upright and one rookie hits, this team beats anybody in a one-week playoff round. That's the pitch, and it's real.

And then there is the pick. MarShawn Lloyd, 6.07, pick 67, market price 157. Ninety picks early, the largest reach in the draft by a factor of two. Asim's theory, offered in the chat with a laughing emoji, is that Ivan "only drafts names he knows." I regret how well the evidence fits, including the part where ESPN's own rankings apparently love this team, because the last time everyone agreed Ivan was doing it wrong, he won the whole thing.

The final rounds nearly balanced the books: Jeudy and Ridley arrived a combined 97 picks past their price. Nearly.

Eighth, with a ceiling well above eighth and a floor that involves the word "attrition." If Lloyd somehow takes the Green Bay job, the apology will run in full, above the fold.

Draft Verdict · Frozen August 29, 2026

Remove one pick and this is a B+. Lloyd at 67 against a price of 157 was the draft's largest reach and sank the value column by itself. Hurts, Jeudy, and Ridley were quality timing. Graded exactly as drafted: eleven sound rounds and one that will be cited in this space all season.

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